Bigfreedom, 29

Libertarian-Christian, thought this might be interesting. Feel free to send me joke." They say If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man to fish... well he doesn't have a fishing license, and since he doesn't have any money now he has to get a job and get into the social security system and pay taxes. But he's not to good at math so now they're gonna audit the poor sap. Now the IRS van is pulling up to his place and taking his toothbrush, beer glasses, and his velvet-Elvis because he forgot to carry the 1. And this is all because you wanted to teach him how to fish. And of course he couldn't even cook the fish because he didn't have a permit for an open flame. And now the health department is asking all these questions about "Where are you gonna put the scales? And what are you going to do with the guts?" And if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it's not even legal to kill yourself in this country."