Kdubjr, 52

A couple things right off... I've placed first or second in every paper airplane contest I've ever entered and my alter super-ego is Ketchup Man.

I grew up in Florida, lived in California and I love the ocean but not so much the beach. Del Mar is my favorite for its grass park above the surf. I choose to live in Colorado over everywhere else. I love camping except for sleeping on the ground. My next car will be an Airstream. I invest in life experiences before material possessions.

You won't find an ounce of metrosexual in me. You will never hear the words "delightful", "precious" or "Do you have turkey bacon?" come out of my mouth. If you're looking for a "man" who will join you for a couple's mani/pedi... you've got the wrong cowboy. I am a gentleman. Not only will I hold the door open for you but I will likely place my hand in the small of your back as I follow you in.

I'm always reading something, usually non-fiction, Chuck Klosterman, The Last American Man, Shop Class as Soul Craft or anything by Ayn Rand. I listen to country, blues, jazz and what most people refer to as "alternative" but I have never been clear just what it's an alternative too. Sounds like rock n' roll to me. Black Keys, Mumford, Jason Aldean, Zac Brown, Ray LaMontagne and everything Jack White touches.

I am looking for a woman between 35 and 49, thin, average, athletic or curvy but not BBW. Although brunettes with light colored eyes and redheads mesmerize me, I'm not otherwise ---- up on color of hair, color of eyes or color of skin. If you're still trying to find yourself, say things out loud like "OMG", when you hear Mark Wahlberg you don't think Funky Bunch and when you say "let's go clubbing" you're not talking about baby seals, you're too young for me.

If you are an intelligent, confident, self-aware, financially stable woman with a positive outlook on life and you like to laugh... let's connect.

(No baby seals were harmed in the writing